A letter to Ms Picca

Dear Ms Picca,

It has been quite some time that we have not been together, roaming the roads of Klang Valley and brave the thunderstorms most of the afternoons. Was it 2 months already? I kinda miss you a lot, what with me having to be with Mr Hero, which drinks a lot more fuel than you do, thus create a hole in my purse.

I know you are hurt. You do not look as how you are supposed to look like. Well, you are less than 1 year old, but so much damage had been done to you. What with the broken torque converter that caused you to be paralyzed. Then, on the joyful day of Aidilfitri, some idiots cruelly hit you with their car. Sick, sick idiots!!

You might not realized what happened, that fateful day. I was already in Jasin to celebrate Eid, and the whole clan were supposed to meet up at JB the second day of Eid. I received a phone call from Abah, saying that somebody had hit you, causing quite a bad wreckage to the front side of your body. That stupid, blardy hell Indian guy who were driving a Waja had suddenly swerved to the left from the fast lane, apparently to avoid a lopak during the heavy rain, ignoring the fact that you were approaching the same spot on the middle lane at the same time. But, because you were travelling at about 80km/h, the impact was not as bad as it should have.

And the Indian family had the nerve to ask Abah to settle at their place, which is in Seremban. Gilo ko apo? Last resort, both parties made police reports at Subang Jaya, in order to claim damage to insurance companies.

So, there you were, with one 'eye' broken, 'face' disfigured, although your heart is still running like new. I had made the arrangements to get your condition restored, of course with the financing of that stupid idiot.

And 2 days ago, I received a devastating news, that you could not be restored on that blardy hell Indian's expense. Apparently, that bas*ard, s*n-o#-a-bi%*h had made the police report that YOU hit them first, and that caused him to skid to the middle lane. He wanted US to finance for his car's damage! You know lah, although the name is Waja, the body parts are not as Waja as the name. His backside was totally gone! That was why he wanted us to pay for his damage. Sucker!! His demn fault and he dared to ask us to pay? May he rot in hell for this!!

Don't worry. We will definitely fix you up. Although we have to finance it ourselves. Your bumper costs us RM2K, you know? What with your headlamp and all? I hope the workshop fix you up like new at no time at all. After all, you ARE new.

And you, Indian man with no heart, no brain and no manners, I have cursed you BAD. Even if you manage to restore your Waja back to its original condition, it will once (or twice) again meet with another accident(s), and that time, you would not be spared. You will then remember of your evil deed to us people who were kind enough not to demand compensation on the spot during the hit. DOA ORANG YANG TERANIAYA TU MAKBUL TAU!!! Moron!!!

And to you Ms Picca.. I hope we will meet again soonest. Get well soon, baby!

Love,
Your kind owner